NODE RED_GUY · DEF CON 34
PERSONA ONLINE
[HANDLE]: RED_GUY
HUGS: DENIED
Red Guy

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

RED GUY

// hacker persona · Head of kBots

Right. I'm Red Guy. I run kBots. I do not do hugs. The secrets aren't on this page — walk the path stages instead.

ALL SAOs ARE GONE. Every badge got handed out at DEF CON 34. The CTF is still fully playable — all six stages, all flags, the Death door, the lot. There's just nothing left to collect at the end.

RED GUY'S PATH

Five stages + one optional Death door. Still live, still solvable — play it for the flags.

  1. 01
    LOVE LOCKED
    /love — notes left where nobody's meant to look.
  2. 02
    TIME LOCKED
    /time — what lingers after the visit.
  3. 03
    COMPUTERS LOCKED
    /computers — the conversation before the page.
  4. 04
    CREATIVITY LOCKED
    /creativity — tucked into the margins of the sketch.
  5. 05
    DREAMS LOCKED
    /dreams — sleep-talk in strange letters. Path ends.
  6. 06
    DEATH OPTIONAL
    /death — the optional Duck door. Not for everyone.

SAO DESK · CLOSED

All 100 SAOs went out at DEF CON 34 — none left, and no remote drops. The path is still up if you want the flags.

  • Red Guy ×50 — finish the main path · gone
  • Duck ×25 — clear optional Death · gone
  • Yellow Guy ×25 — vibes (Red Guy picks) · gone
> PORTFOLIO // kbots.tech
> BLOG // kbots blog
> DISCORD // @bradleyuniversity

// unrelated. do not touch.

RED GUY CONSOLE
[RED GUY] Multi-page path online. Walk the stages. Don't hug me.
[RED GUY] Hub overview → LOVE → TIME → COMPUTERS → CREATIVITY → DREAMS.
[PATH STATUS: 0/5 · NOW: LOVE]

Stage 01 · LOVE — open /love and view page source.